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Life is funny!
23:59 Mar 20 2007
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this was a real situation.....



I was driving on the Highway today.....



and as I driving, I saw on the side of the road, a truck with a flat tire.... and in the back of the truck.... Lots of spare tires......



That is what we call... Irony!



ROFL

Words of Wisdow for Men and Women....
00:22 Mar 05 2007
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Words of Wisdom for MEN~ about WOMEN



1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.



2.) FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.



3.) NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine."



4.) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!



5.) LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is also a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about "nothing." (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing).



6.) THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



7.) THANKS: A woman is actually thanking you, do not question this. Just say you're welcome.



8.) WHATEVER: This is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!



9.) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has repeatedly told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.





Words of Wisdom for WOMEN~ about MEN



1.) FINE: This is the word MEN use to end an argument when are too worn out from argueing and just want to stop and you need to shut up.



2.) FIVE MINUTES: is the true allotment of time.... when we say five minutes.... we fucking mean five minutes..... unless the game is on... then it means when the game is over.....



3.) NOTHING: A responce to the women's question..... "what are you thinking?"..... and we actually mean it... sorry, we ain't that deep!



4.) GO AHEAD: this means we don't care...... we just want some time away from you.



5.) LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is also an indication that we want you to shut up and accept our answer to "Nothing" (refer to question #3)



6.) THAT'S OKAY: an ending to when the woman hurts our feelings and doesn't realize how bad...... it means the woman can stop talking and "trying to make it better".



7.) THANKS: A man is actually thanking you, do not question this. Just say you're welcome.



8.) WHATEVER: This is a man's way of saying F@!K YOU TOO!



9.) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: a more intense version of "THAT'S OKAY" (refer to #6), it basically means the topic is done... no need to talk about it. if the woman chooses to continue with the topic.... This will later result in a woman asking "What's wrong?" For the man's response refer to # 5 and then #3.